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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Shortlist: Best TISM Songs

This is the current shortlist for the ten best ever TISM songs. With the caveat that I don't actually have Great Truckin' Songs Of The Renaissance or Hot Dogma.

Great Truckin' Songs Of The Renaissance
Defecate On My Face

Gentlemen, Start Your Egos
Mistah Elliot - He Wanker
The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
Death Death Death (Amway Amway Amway)

The Beasts Of Suburban
Father And Son

Australia The Lucky Cunt
Mr. Ches Baragwanath, State Auditor-General
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Representatives

Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
All Homeboys Are Dickheads
Lose Your Delusion II
What Nationality Is Les Murray?
Greg! The Stop Sign!!
[There's Gonna Be] Sex Tonite
The Parable Of Glen McGrath's Haircut
I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt

Att: Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture
My Brilliant Huntingon's Chorea
Julius Seizure (Act III Scene ii Verses 73-118)
Professor Derrida Deconstructs
Ya Gotta Love That

De Rigueurmortis
If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished
Five Yards
Schoolies Week
The Mystery Of Genius Explained
Fourteen Years In Rowville

The White Albun
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Diffident Strokes

That's 28 tracks all up so some culling needs to be done.